What to do if you run into some Somali Pirates on your next voyage.
Date: Tuesday April 14, 2009Posted in: Heroes, Movie Reviews, Politics, justice, scams
We all heard the news, and we finally got some brave sailors who did not give into these modern day pirates. They fought back and that is the way it should be. Our society is lately trying so hard to make everybody think that we should not fight back again the bully. But I believe that also leads to a future society with more sissy’s.
If I were at sea and I saw this little boat with 5 armed men, and I was in a big ship, then this is what I would do. For starters, My ship is probably 50 times larger than their little boat. Their small arms are not going to be able to sink my ship. I also have enough steel structures and decks that will protect my crew from their small bullets.
Well here is what I would do:
First I would let these fools think that I was surrendering, but at the same time I would send the rest of my crew to the other side of your ship for safety. Then as soon as these maggots are about to board my ship. I would smile at them and simultaneously drop a few hand grenades into their little boat. In about 5 seconds they will all be blown to bits. Now the fish will have some extra food to eat and even if I have to repair my ship afterwords, this will be well worth it. This is exactly what these pirates deserve.
I have seen similar scenes in movies and I am actually looking for a video clip to post on this blog showing the grenade going off in a little boat and going baa-boom!
One thing that I cannot understand is: Why do none of the ships that travel in this area, carry at least a few small arms or grenades? Doesn’t anybody realize that as soon as these pirates begin to learn that most ships are protected or have security personal, they will have no choice but to go back to their internet bases Phishing schemes again.
I feel like throwing a bunch of TV mounts at these guys.
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